sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(via eight-tracklove)

So I disassembled the couch and made a fort out of the pillows and cushions. Now I’m playing video games in it. I feel like a kid again, one that knows how to make awesome couch forts.

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: switchflicks, via sailorp00n)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort