So I disassembled the couch and made a fort out of the pillows and cushions. Now I’m playing video games in it. I feel like a kid again, one that knows how to make awesome couch forts.

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: switchflicks, via sailorp00n)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort